just wait until you hear how the hungarians think their foremother was fucked in her dream by a spirit eagle and that gave conception to their greatest leader
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Change your profile picture to clippy.
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May lemm.ee rest in peace
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draw her kickflipping a horse

do you always sit through campfire storytime and hate on people for sharing their unusual stories or what
I mean at least it’s a charity. Of course that doesn’t make it any less ironic, but at least they aren’t asking you to generate profit for free for some billionaire.
I mean sure you may not catch the low flying jetplane over your city and you may not get to see the heavy tank that levels the city center in action, but maybe journalists would report on them?
I think Wayne is like THE incredibly wealthy guy in Gotham and Batman has stuff like custom made planes and tanks in his arsenal. So yes probably not a straight conclusion that the vigilante with seemingly infinite resources must be the same as the other guy with tons of money from your city, but at the very least the conclusion can be drawn that they are most likely connected. Obviously this wouldn’t work in Los Angeles where half of the world’s billionaires hang out.
what are these unrealistic body expectations
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you pray to Jesus for guidance he will provide it
1·7 days agoMikikém bmeg
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Maybe there was a cure for human cancer, but it didn't work at all in mice.
0·8 days agoi love this idea let’s become mice
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When they don't feel safe in the water and you are just trying to do the right thing
1·16 days agoThat’s the thing, under all those posts you make that people don’t like, you always leave these responses that are somehow so fixated on how humor is subjective, the sanctity of your own personal freedom and how wannabe dictators are trying to order you around, but in reality there is no dictator, there is just the 80% of your audience that’s made up of average human beings who find blondes being so stupid they let men sexually assult them in arbitrary situations fucking offensive and unrelatable.
I really just have one question for you: do you find this joke genuinely funny or just something that might be worth posting? I won’t try to convince you of anything if you answer but I would like to know.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When they don't feel safe in the water and you are just trying to do the right thing
1·16 days agoHow the fuck does it happen that you post like kinda funny memes for a day and then just say ‘I will post the most vile, inhumane shit lemmy has seen until now - and the next day when I find something even worse’.




Last line should have been “we cant he lives on the street”