halfdane

windows 8 like. This will not run windows 8 on your Linux machine

No no, that’s circumnavigation. This is about the length of the perimeter around a circle

The other user’s was better, so I’m hiding this one

Nono, you’re thinking of circumcision. This is about a big meeting where furries celebrate their favorite animes or something

Damn, I ate it!

Slop of Theseus

Saved you a click - these are the dirty jokes:

A graphic forecasts “gusty south winds tonight” and shows a map that lays out the names of nonexistent towns, like “Orangeotilld” and “Whata Bod” — an unintentionally hilarious hallucination that sounds more like an old timey dirty joke than an actual place where people live.

ich: “Wieso habe ich eine Waffe? Ich hatte noch nie eine Waffe, wo kommt die her? Habe ich Gedächtnisverlust? Ist das ganze nur eine Fieberfantasie oder ein Traum? Woher hat die Maus das tödliche Virus, und woher weiß ich das? Diese ganze Situation wirkt doch total konstruiert”

Hell yeah, I could install astrometrica through bottles as well, so you can count me in 🥳

Hier mein Versuch einer Übersetzung:

Make the switch to the good side every first Sunday!

Our digital lives are controlled by a few over-wealthy individuals. Through their corporate monopolies, people like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg dictate worldwide how we access information online, how we discuss issues, communicate, or act. No individual or corporation should wield such unchecked influence, because under those conditions we can no longer live in freedom.

#DIDit

Die CDU ist weit (ab)gekommen seither

The characters in the comic are terrorists.

Just like almost every depiction of arabs, muslims or people with brown skin in general. My claim isn’t that every Arab is represented by this comic. I say that this is the only way Arabs are ever represented, which is racist.

Sorry, but since you have consistently mispresented everything I’ve said, and done so in a pretty aggressive way, I don’t really feel like you’re engaging in good faith here. Have a great day 👋

The comic is about anxiety and possibly OCD and a common feeling that nearly everyone has had at one time.

It’s true that these are common feelings.

The racist rage bait I was referring to is the casual suicide bombing and musings about naked virgins. Would you agree that these aren’t common things that nearly everyone has, but rather racist tropes about brown people?

Looks to me like racist “just-arab-things” rage bait, but am happy to be corrected

Or so you think - dun dun duuuuun

I had not considered that, so thanks for pointing that out. Upon checking the comic more closely, I don’t get any hint that it’s making fun of misogynists, but it’s certainly possible.

If so, it’s shockingly ineptly done though

it assumes men are rapists by default.

No, it assumes that rapists are men by default, which is eminently reasonable.

(At least) a full third of the non-male population reports occurrences of sexual assault (which admittedly isn’t rape) by a man. So I’m not sure why that doesn’t offend you much more than the fact that hardly anyone reports being attacked by a bear.

They’re forging Fake Art now? Damn these Criminals, they’ll stop at nothing!