In point of fact: statistically speaking, red states tend to be net detractors from the federal budget, while blue states tend to be net contributors.

In one heavily Bangladeshi precinct on Hillside Avenue, Mamdani ended up winning more raw votes than Harris on Tuesday—despite 14 percent fewer people showing up.

Damn, that is pretty wild. And pretty damning.

On the other hand, I’m sure the DNC consultants and old guard are scrambling to create a narrative to explain all this away, which I shall read as purely for the entertainment value, since it’s essentially just creative writing.

Oh… sounds like someone(s) fucked up pretty catastrophically on maintenance process:

Flight records suggest the UPS MD-11 that crashed underwent maintenance while it was on the ground in San Antonio for more than a month until mid-October. It is not clear what work was done.

Pay no mind to the cumulogranite.

Everything’s perfectly alright now. We’re fine - we’re all fine… here… now. Thank you. How are you?

lol nice, we’re reaching .com bubble levels of layoffs, wcgw

Edit: and we’re not even officially “in a recession” lmfao

raising hopes

AIPAC’s hopes? I’m confused.

Because the clumsy crops and editing are amusing and charming.

AI slop is just dumb, low effort, and often unnervingly weird in a bad way.

Not gonna lie, it was goddamn hilarious when some people tried to start up a bid for Boston to host the 2024 Olympics, but the entire city was like “that is incredibly fucking stupid” so it immediately flamed out

That is… so bad, in so many subtle ways.

That’s great, but I’ll celebrate when they stop just straight up ignoring court orders.

Lmfao incredible. Also, absolutely the correct outcome.

I mean she upholstered herself according to Vance’s predilections. She knows what she’s doing.

The Andrew formerly known as prince

And I cannot fucking wait

It’s honestly kind of hilarious how much of an overt psychopath he’s showing himself to be in that pic. Like, someone had a heart attack or whatever, and he’s visibly like “this is interrupting my very special announcement >:(“

Which is even more insane.

But at the same time, 40 or so of our states have been essentially un-developing for the last couple decades. The US is essentially a dozen first-world countries supporting a few dozen third-world countries, and the latter constantly politically attack the former. Really would be nice if those of us who live in the actually productive regions could just cut bait on the regressive states and let them find out the hard way.

OOTL: what’s “that one Chun Li tweet”