My phone is 5 years old and I’m not giving it up until it’s bricked at this point. Shit is just too expensive to upgrade anymore.

Uhhh, Stormfront as in the character from The Boys? How fitting.

Whoa. Did they reconcile before he passed, though?

Oh, I still believe it, no worries. Sorry for your loss, no matter how long ago it was.

That’s wild! I never heard of that law. I do remember in boot camp back in the '90s, they told us that people could get kicked out if they snored too much because it could potentially give away your position to the enemy. That being said, I knew plenty of soldiers who snored, and none of them ever got kicked out for it.

Sabaton is on my go-to playlist whenever I play Valheim.

Oh, Sisqo.

Creed

Fantastic!

A matter of seconds, but I attribute this to my time in the military. It is VERY hard for me to fall back to sleep once I’ve woken up because my brain is like “It’s GO TIME!” instantaneously. I could wake up, walk straight out to my car, and drive it safely if I had to.

Arnold Schwarzenegger compares going to the gym with sex: “It’s like I’m coming day and night!”

Did your spouse at any point ask you what you wanted for your birthday, or did you at any point tell them (of your own volition) what you wanted for your birthday?

If you ever figure it out, you have to update us!

We Don’t Need Another Hero by Tina Turner? I dunno, I’m out of ideas. Good luck though! You’ve got me curious to figure it out.

Is it maybe:

Missing You by Diana Ross

How Can I Ease the Pain by Lisa Fischer

Gotta Tell You by Samantha Mumba

Electric Feel by MGMT

Don’t Walk Away by Jade

Tell Me by Groove Theory

Right Here by SWV

These are all older songs, some from the 80s, but also some from the 90s.

I recently attempted to apply for a job and they wanted a link to my LinkedIn page. Fair enough, but then they also had another spot for “Website” that was mandatory to fill in, and it would not allow me to continue with the application until I had a legit website in there, and it wouldn’t accept the same link as my LinkedIn page that I’d already used in the space above, so I just gave up. Fuckers.

WWII + Vietnam War = Super mega war??