Oh I see.

I guess I’ll turn off updates then.

* starts crying *

His base worship priests, and boy scout troop leaders…

Why can’t his base remember that Donnie used to be a Democrat? Bill remembers.

New movie idea. Machines vs Aliens, mixing the Alien franchise in to the Matrix world.

'cause no backsies

If you were a queen in ancient Egypt, before paternity tests, surrounded by attractive slaves that is willing to do as you please, what are the chances you would stay faithful?

I’m going to guess cave paintings are going to out last all books and digital media backups.

“It’s TRONIN’ time!”

Bad day to forget to wear metal pants.

I know this is c/lemmyshitpost but I am curious what grounding techniques people use that works for them.

For me (done in order):

• Choose a color and find 5 things that are that color.
• Listen for individual 4 sounds.
• Feel three things by touch. This can mean anything, like clothes, your own skin, or a desk.
• What 2 things do you smell.
• One thing you remember tasting.

This grounding technique was suggested to me to use for PTSD.

Edit: Ordered list to unordered list.

Fuck off.

Musk is a male asshole characterized by aggressive Nazi behavior and accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones.