Who could have predicted that?

Took me a while to realise they weren’t selling cookies, but instead meant internet cookies.

I moved to arch because of rolling releases, ubuntu switching to unity fucked my laptop over. Yes the initial install is a bit more work, but the wiki is great and I feel like I have a better understanding of linux after going through the process. Also really not a fan of apt.

Will it flag itself?

More like the child is microsoft and the firefighters are linux users