So, the reality was that Manfred Mann recorded the song on a tape that supposedly was off-angle and unintentionally resulted in somewhat garbled lyrics. He did intentionally reword “cut loose like a deuce” (insert poop joke about pinching a loaf) to “revved up like a deuce.” But the public’s fascination with the unintelligible song that they could easily request/identify because Mann also added a Chopsticks solo resulted in a more popular hit.

This follows a similar pattern to Louie Louie, originally recorded by Richard Berry (Chuck and Marvin’s totally for real cousin, obv.) and received well regionally, but didn’t really get much attention. It was later covered and retitled Louie, Louie by The Kingsmen on a shitty setup that caused the lyrics to sound all sorts of wonky. This left the lyrics open to interpretations that escalated to the song being labeled pornographic. This, of course, made it more popular.

Point being, if you love the song so much, then people like me are important in bringing misguided attention to them. People like you are important in properly appreciating the artist and keeping them from going insane over internet users with “fart” in their names chewing up their art and pooping out immature comments.

Thank you! I misheard them myself and then concerned my parents by singing them out loud.

Are you trying to say that those lyrics make more sense???

all my job interviews would have gone more vigorously

“What can you bring to the team?”

“Bend over and spread 'em and I’ll show you.”

Hot take from Tech Bro Bevis

The furry one has a stoma

Hey, check in with us next year. Our ratio should have improved by then.

And she’ll be

Blinded by the li-i-ight. Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night

That’s right! I shit red, white, and blue! My doctor keeps acting like this isn’t manifested patriotism, but I think she’s just jealous. -farts the national anthem while coughing up blood-

I look forward to the day that those words are accurate.

Yes, that usage was genuinely incredible.

It’s perfectly legal for me to shit my pants during a meeting with my boss this afternoon. And because it’s legal, that makes it moral.

In fact, if my boss doesn’t join me by shitting his own pants, then he’s a fucking commie.

Yeah right, crazy couch fucker

Yes, but the fact that every time we hear about something unimaginably horrible and shocking, it turns out that something even more horrible and shocking was happening in the background.

Which is why I say with paranoia, “tin foil hat’s saying there’s something worse than the thing that’s worse than Polaroids of Trump with naked children.”

This is Trump’s DOJ and reps from Trump’s party reporting this?

MAGA is all about fire hoses of horror and disinformation. If conservative-owned, left-leaning mainstream media is reporting on this and info is being attributed to assumed loyalists, then there is something WAY worse going on or about to happen that isn’t being reported, isn’t there?

At this point, I can’t tell if I need to take off my tin-foil hat or if Rowdy Roddy just nut-smashed some glasses on me. Good lord, I need a nap.

There are actual humans who are competent enough to read and understand the words in your comment, and then think that it describes two positive scenarios

I guess I’ll keep it going. Moses means “to pull out from the water,” so he wouldn’t have been “Moses” while placing him in the basket.

Also, why would the daughter of the dude supposedly killing all of the slave babies be like, “I’m gonna name this baby using the slaves’ language.”