He should lead by example.

Have the courage of your convictions! You first mate. Show us how, BoJo!!

Huh, TIL. I’ve never heard toasties called brevilles before, but now I’ll know 👍

If everyone lags, there’s no lag.

Maybe he just needs a few more shots to the head. You know. To slow his brain a little.

They probably thought they could deport everyone and make their quota in one day. Easy pickings!

/s

Would be a shame if he or his family somehow ended up in that database…

Trump’s probably willing to make A Deal. Something like, “Give me your minerals or I will find a pretext to invade, and take them anyway”.

Or something like that.

Miller’s gonna spank himself into a coma at the thought.

Diminishing returns

TIL that too 🤯

I see what you did there 😁

And yes, some countries use human faeces as a fertiliser. Not sure if that’s the case in the UK though… I doubt it, the literal and figurative shit storm that would create… 😬

Stop giving them ideas!

How do you resign from a position you never actually had?

Probably what they call themselves

There’s a Deep Throat joke in here somewhere

Didn’t they bother to get any Democrat statements?