Idk why not cannabis. It’s very good nutritionally. Hemp seed has all proteins.

Cabbage.

First a BJ, now probing???

Nice, hadn’t known this comic. It’s great.

Should go to trade school instead.

Interestingly, from a macroeconomic standpoint, “wasting” a ton of money by spending it on something that won’t ever yield profit but instead goes to pay people’s salaries, build infrastructure, and conduct intense focussed research and development of computer and energy hardware and systems could actually be a good thing for the economy. Not for the tech companies per se, but it’s a lot more productive than the circle jerking fraud of the mortgage derivatives crisis for instance. Yes, NVDA will eventually correct, but it’ll leave in its wake a huge glut of computing power, pumped up local economies across CA especially, and oversized power distribution infrastructure that could readily be used for anything else really.

Apparently launching your own satellite is getting more and more affordable.

The deal is we get our hands dirty and the rest of the capitalist world gets cheap oil. It’s very bad obviously but it’s not any different than what we’ve been doing for decades. We do a bit of negotiating with places like Nigeria and Venezuela, enough to get some infrastructure built and get some boots on the ground to prove reserves and infiltrate the government, and then when it make sense we provoke a hot war, destroy their defense infrastructure, replace it with our military base/contractors and profit. Cheap oil from Russia is drying up and Europe is thirsty. The Middle East is a lot less easy to control. The playbook has always been to exhaust the reserves furthest away from our ports first (Middle East, Caucasus) and then when the time is right swoop on the easier stuff. Venezuela and Nigeria have always been on the menu.

We need a feature where you can challenge an account to a Turing test.

Whenever I’m struggling with the fact that everything is bullshit, I try to remind myself that there isn’t that much stopping me from living my own life as if I was already living after the revolution, or in utopia, or after the apocalypse, or whatever you want to call it or think it might be. Ultimately, I want to hang out with my dogs, garden, hike, cook, listen to and play music, hang out with friends, run rivers, ski, etc. etc. All achievable now, mostly. Do I also have to do bullshit I don’t want to? Sure. Are a lot of other people living in a crappy way and doing stupid and destructive bullshit? Definitely. But for the most part, if you just do what you can and try to live your life as if you already won the war, it’s pretty ok.

Octopus.