Can’t write in crayon if they’ve been eaten first.

Give up, it’s all just entertainment for me, so i can just go and be entertained by something else.

rm -rf /

Were you sure?

Ah, yes, the classic UNIX confirmation prompt.

Just stop at 4.

Ta da! It’s typescript.

It’ll give him time to stop being a billionaire before it’s too late.

He could love people more distributing his billions instead of hoarding them.

Xbox.

A final one.

Ugh, thank you!

From the land of autumn.

GEoD is my favorite. It was the last one my dad owned, he didn’t care for it. So it was the last one I read as a kid.

I was chuffed when I found out there were two more… even weirder ones.

Fortunately we’re all allowed to have our own tastes :-)

I’m not fucking vamp, I’m fucking goth.

A hundred horses, all pulling in different directions.

Turks buying Greek cheese? A feta worse than death!

Does it mean anything other than fucking rats?

OotL.

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

I’m sorry Dave I can’t have milk plus and some ultra V.

Uninstalling McAfee Anti Virus.

You’re thinking of the other other islands: New Zealand.

Aliens would like a word…

This would improve most documents.