It’s larping for people without a sense of humour.

The language of the gods

Or: use a different email provider.

My assumption is that the pattern you describe is possible/doable on certain scales and in certain combinations of technologies. But doing this across a distributed system with as many nodes and as many different nodes as CloudFlare has, and still have a system that can be updated quickly (responding to DDOS attacks for example) is a lot harder.

If you really feel like you have a better solution please contact them and consult for them, the internet would thank you for it.

Both things can be true at the same time.

Somebody (Robert Heinlein) made it up in a book (Stranger in a Strange Land).

Isn’t it also an illness dogs can have? I remember a stray I adopted had to get treated for it.

Yes

I’m a software developer. I get very agitated when I have to sit next to someone who operates their computer slowly.

Which OS tho?

Aka the Dunning Kruger effect: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect