I’ve already doubled up on the number of healing crystals I put in my shoes.

Let me find that article on the Dunning-Kruger Times…

Don’t let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba “Spare Tire” Dixon.

Give it time? I could see a licensing deal for TrumpRX. You just can’t use that name for free! It’s worth it’s weight in gold.

That’s how I feel every sandwich looks because there’s no light mayo option in the app.

There’s an episode of The Rifleman on this.

I think you hit upon an idea they didn’t think about. ICE has a new role! Masked food police.

Yoko Ono tracks also remain some of the best alternatives to Beatles music.

We tried giving people boots with straps to pull themselves up, but that didn’t work either.

Nobody knew it would be so complicated.

“Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don’t hesitate to step on them.” -Rule of acquisition #211