-RJ-

Please let it be Musk

Demented old fool has forgotten he’s in them

“We’ve got some fun things lined up” - nothing makes me nope out faster than that phrase. (Usually said first thing on a Sunday at church when it’s an “all age” service.

Isn’t “the 7-layer burrito” that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?

Releasing the files might help

Tell that to those detained by ICE

But I thought the country was in the best place its ever been!

That’s one I wasn’t aware of

Any context to this? Or do I NOT want to know

They’re not a deflection, we’re still mad that you’re taking food away from starving peope, we’re just also mad that you’re a sex offender as well as a thief.

They’re talking about sex 😉

Under a pile of Chinese magnets - but no one knows how or why they work so they’re frightened of touching them incase they get wet, stop working and the world stops turning.

I thought G20 was for civilised 1st world countries so USA shouldn’t be invited anyway

I nearly dropped my phone you a-hole 🤪

Are fossils the 2 big things hanging outside of Amber’s shirt?

I bet they’re causing some ‘risian’ going on in his pants.

Most people not in the US. We just call it ‘driving’

Just tell them “The Cloud is down”