You get it

Have some more dyslexia

Hurling Subway sandwiches at cops is probably the best use of them. They aren’t fit for human consumption

A friend and I have a saying about femme fatale women: I wouldn’t even try to fix her; I’d let her make me worse

Millennials losing their minds over this when we used to shout ‘fuck your couch!’ and Rick James, Bitch! all the time, before memes were a thing.

I suppose memes have always been memes, but they were simply auditory before