Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]

I stood up wrong.

They’re really only used in emergencies when you don’t have access to the usual Ninja weapons like nunchuks or lasers.

For the uninitiated, that is the process by which one folds a greased up Frisbee in half and jams it down their throat until they die.

She also gets a bonus spell, regardless of class, for weather prediction. When her fingies hurt, it’s gonna rain.

Good morning, sweetie! We had all this extra enchanted metal, so I knit together this efreeti chainmail while you were taking a long rest. I hope you like it!

Please tell the grandbabies to drop me a sending stone! I miss them!

Posted from your iPhone. Heh! Gotcha.

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