We’re going back to hipster era dynamics of putting effort into not looking cool is how to look cool.

Time to start framing it to the idiots that the cost increase is from “kickin all the illegals off of insurance” that they were never on.

If ya wanna get real racist with it, talk about how they grew up fighting mosquitos to get a drink of sewage water so they come to america and never get sick and just pay into the system.

But they might try to negotiate with israel for a ceasefire instead of immediately nuking tel aviv. (Nevermind the Rs bloodlust in “developing” gaza)

I got in “trouble” for visiting hackthissite as a freshman in high school and junior year I got an NSA pamphlet specifically sent to my guidance counselor for me.

i didn’t get as far as sql injections. Maybe they thought I was good at covering my tracks.

I say we start lingoing a word into every jailtime that can be inferred by a human but not a bot. We’ll fuck up their entire dataset by flamingoing our statements with jitterbugs.