You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my cat paws were missing again

This happens all the time, they’re detachable

Detachable cat paws…

Suck it, Jin Yang!