I miss goofy email forwards, today’s boomers post racist shit on Facebook.

It’s okay, the peon knows his master truly loves him, and feels safe as his thrall ❤️.

Hot take: Cars should be made uncool by law. Mandate a single body shape and color for all personal automobiles, cap their speed at 80 kph, make them as utilitarian as possible.

If you’re in the business of selling slop, it has to be cheap and readily available. Nobody is paying restaurant prices for warmed over garbage.

Self-Hosting? What happened to saving things onto a hard drive?

I always have at least three if not four layers of clothing - easier to take off a layer than shiver.

Once I manage to gather enough savings I’m designing a sex attic. Just need to insulate the roof and put in some heating.

Volkswagen is a better Nazi car anyway.

Deck PCs combine the worst of both worlds, they are too cumbersome to be a proper handheld, and too underpowered to compete with desktop PCs.

Sometimes it happens when you’re a bit on the larger side and the girl has a shallow vagina shrugs

Giving the internet to Brasilians was a mistake

It’s never too late to walk away from things that suck. Crappy relationships, shitty jobs, bad books, you have the power of choice.

They’re the opposite of people who post “nvm fixed” on their help requests.

It’s pronounced “walking spoiler warning”.