A call to securely tie a bag over a dick-tater’s head? Or asphyxiate via condom for magnum dong?

Just pay your fucking taxes and shut the fuck up. Alternatively, do a shit load more ket and shut the fuck up permanently.

Dad is ignorant of phrogging.

It’s even stupider than that. She opted out of the body scan for a pat down and then got upset that it took longer. Another layer of stupidity is that she says she opted out because she’s pregnant and was worried about radiation exposure from the scan, yet she’s apparently ignorant that its radiation dose would be significantly less than exposure to cosmic radiation from the flight itself.

Now, I don’t expect people to know exposure levels from different radiation hazards offhand. I actually looked it up out of curiosity after reading the article. But, I think it’s reasonable for a pregnant person that’s worried specifically about radiation to know stuff like this. Feels like fake outrage and grift on her part, tbh.

That said, I won’t be bummed if this brings down the TSA somehow.

If your job is causing you enough mental anguish to go through with suicide, it’s reasonable to suggest you find another. That goes for any job.