Kill me quick or whatever it’s called that Obama’s step or half bro or whatever was talking about during a documentary. It’s cocaine mixed with gunpowder because gunpowder is apparently a readily available and cheap/free vasodilator. Apparently it makes the cocaine kick slightly more or faster

Kind of similar to Donnie Darko

I like the one where they let werewolves sense other evil creatures and it resulted in an update where they all immediately climbed to the tallest thing they could (usually trees) and start screaming because they sensed the circus below

The points don’t describe how immortality is achieved. It says that they have a limited lifespan then without explanation says they achieve immortality.

As someone who has never worked in fast food I’m curious as to what TF is happening when I ask for a burger with no pickles.

The McDonald’s near me has decided that if I order with no pickles I should get a cheeseburger with no onions, no pickles, no ketchup, and a ton of mustard. What’s up with that?

No thanks to the angry wasps this would bring

It’s because if you say you take the bus it implies that you only need one and have no transfers. If somebody needs to go two cardinal directions to get to their destination they need two buses, ie they are lost to the American public transportation system and won’t be seen until archeologists find their remains.

The hubris of those who wish to travel 7 kilometers or more using public transit in the States is punished. Those who wish to travel 5 miles swiftly learn that feat is only attainable in a a minimum of 4 hours or alternatively you can walk or bike and get run over at a crosswalk by a pickup with more blindspots than a Abrams tank.

Compare LA to Phoenix AZ and you go from the description of all the things the green text says are aren’t true to them being reality. 4 Chan is probably filled with people from conservative shitholes hating life because they live in a conservative shithole