What a bananas take.
“I’m so horny at all times it feels like a goddamn fever dream, a literal full beard is the only thing that even slows me down. Everyone needs to cover themselves in one way or another, otherwise the urge to just dick them down on sight is too much, it’s unreasonable to expect me and other men to simply resist.”
Wait is “that X” replacing what would’ve been “that tweet”, in the before times, or am I being dense? Does one “X a reaction” to the latest news, maybe “re-X” someone else’s? After the fact, has one “X’ed about it”?
To be clear, not laying any of that at your feet whatsoever, lol.
But if so…just amazing stuff. Not only trashed what was arguably the most cohesive, iconic branding of the Internet era, but made it just flat out impossible to talk about in any smooth way at all.