Hell, there’s a famous singer with my whole name, and I won’t even give up music. Why the hell would I change my name over something someone else did?

Oh I’m aware of its dictionary definition, but that’s got little bearing on its colloquial usage.

Hey, why did you say cops 3 times in the last bit there?

Look, I don’t make the rules.

Well, I’m an American and I thought it was funny.

The fuck does that even mean? I’d like my taxes to pay for healthcare and education, at yeah food and housing for folks that need. I don’t mind spending my money or my time on worthwhile things.

Border control is horseshit, the war on drugs was lost before it even started, and bailing out companies that made bad, selfish decisions is stupid and benefits me not at all. Blowing up other countries, likewise, does not a goddamn thing for me.

A government isn’t supposed to save money, it’s supposed to spend it, but it should be spent well, in ways that benefit the people it serves. I’m not a tankie, but I ain’t no shitlib centrist either.

Psh, we don’t do anything but kill brown people with that money, well, and pay for Trump to golf.

Using a western word against the west in a way the west nearly never uses that word. …

Things are tense here, for sure, but you gotta take a deep breath and step back from it and know when the joke isn’t a direct attack on you (unless it is), and try not to cheapen words like bigotry by defensively applying it to an arguably accurate depiction of many Americans. Don’t prove their joke by missing the nuance yourself.

In the end

Cocaine for the ghosts in your blood, of course.

Despite headlines, it hasn’t gotten that desperate yet. If nothing changes this month December will likely go down in history books. For now people are still trying to avoid squaring off against the brute squads (ICE), of give trump an excuse to use the regular army against us before they are too hungry to be loyal. When the food banks start running dry is when the violence will start.

That is a solid list of must see films.

Moaning softly

Dozey Donnie

Bro, I’m just scrolling All while I drink some coffee and I run into you picking a fight with a bunch of girls that didn’t say a damn thing to you. You’re so beta you should be kept in a fishbowl. Man the fuck up. Your vocal insecurity suggests that your balls haven’t even dropped yet. Quit acting like a little boy, scared of cooties. That you lack the level of self discipline to ignore a likely fake text screenshot, and instead took it as a personal attack upon your person really shows that you ain’t shit. Have some self respect. Take a deep breath, a cup of your chosen beverage, a smoke if you partake in either sort, and try to be better than that for the rest of the day.

You’re just embarrassing yourself here. You’re really out here waving your paper thin little incel feelings around and whimpering for sympathy for men and lashing out at women over a funny screenshot meme. Like could you be any more pathetic?

There’s just so much bitch in this photo

Prosecutor couldn’t cut the mustard.

Lettuce never forget his bravery.