No, no you misheard him. He’s the president of Ps

GOP

Patriarchy

Protecting Pedophiles

This answer feels very “do you guys not have phones?”.

The Andrew formerly known as a prince.

Gotta replenish if he wants more wars to stop. Record breaker!

/joke

Purple Ice Pops.

Dook*

Yakkity Sax the whole building every night.

By letting their lives burn down. Seriously. They won’t learn a lesson if they get bailed out now. If they keep hurting, maybe they’ll vote better next time.

More likely they’ll vote Libertarian, aka Diet Republican, and pretend they did something worthwhile.

Democrats fail to fix things (on purpose) while Republicans actively worsen the nation. That’s our only choices until the Democratic party gets massive reform (hopefully) when the old fuckers die.

Unfortunately he once had a free trial of Disney+, so he gets nothing.

Came here to mention this one, and here it is! I love Shaolin Soccer.

“It’s time to come together and heal as a nation. Now is not the time for retribution.”

“I knew he was twirling his mustache and tying people to railroad tracks, but I didn’t know it was gonna be someone I knew!”