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Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a beer?”

“I don’t know”

“I don’t know”

“Yes”

That sounds quite fun. What if they have to play the different groups so they solve each other’s problems.

I.e. they take a batshit amount of money to cover up the ufo and use it to buy out all the food and just build a food silo over the crash site