

This is perfect, I think! The last thing we need is a unified religious front that’s “cleaned up God’s house”. Much better to have traditionalists offended by Machine Gun Jesus and in-fighting.
In fact, maybe replace Jesus’ face with Trump’s. Hit 'em with some blasphemy and see which Xians cheer it and which ones look away in shame and second-hand embarrassment.



Proton VPN.
I use the paid version, but I’m pretty sure you can get a free version without data caps.
It lets you set the location of your VPN endpoint, meaning that you can spoof your location to just about any country on the globe. Very easy and intuitive interface, works on mobile, and no I don’t work for these motherfuckers, I’m just excited to share my experience because I only recently decided to start using a VPN.
Other options, according to Google: PrivadoVPN (10GB/month), Windscribe (10GB/month), and Hide.me