They won’t give me that shit but Garfield can? Fml

Spooge is my muse!

I blow a couple of really good dudes .

No she wants nothing to do with me.

It’s ok he is a Pastor.

I’m a huge pothead. Both literally and figuratively.

Trick question I did that shit last year.

They remain common in the USA also. People are dicks.

My weed guy.

How do you wipe your butt?!?!

You win let’s close this up.

Maybe they just really like fastvpn

Maybe he is into urethra play.

What’s your mom doing?

No but I sure can’t suck a dick like I used to.

When John Paul was around people bitched about how long he was pope.

Or parents.

I’m totally banned so here we are.

I think you know.

Oh I like you you can come over and fuck my wife.