Ah, technically correct

Coffee makes some people poop. Nothing to do with fiber, the coffee just triggers the movement.

And dia-beetus

No, I just like little girls

Wait…

Great A’Tuin the survivor

Snowpiercer. I enjoyed the first season. Second season felt like a chore.

I’m all for sucking someone’s brains out, but I’ve never tried it with a magnet

I can’t be in a polycule with π people?

And it will be nothing like the source material?

Looks average to me

This would be directed evolution, not natural selection, so we decide what to keep.

You don’t know for certain. You might end up electing the one octopus who’s even more fascist than what we have now.

They’re smart as individuals, but they don’t have generational knowledge so we’re safe. If they figure out how to reproduce without dying right away, we’re in trouble.

I use an immersion blender. Once it blends easily, I know it’s done.

Epstein didn’t kill himself

Similar, but my mom didn’t even want to get me tested because even the hint of something different would make her look bad.

I’m not a vegetable!

It is possible and is used in some areas, but it is more expensive and more technically challenging. As others have pointed out, capitalism will use the cheapest resources until they run out.

I think Good Charlotte published a how to guide a few years ago