John Doe

Kid Rock makes music for people who tattoo their kids

Kid Rock makes music for people who don’t pay their child support

Have y’all seen Pink Flamingos? Kim Davis looks like Divine’s character, Babs Johnson, if she became a sister-wife

This is totally me here in upstate NY. We had our first snow of the season today and I’m wearing cargo shorts. I also have to fight off the white boy overbite when dancing

I would like to know which scratch off lottery tickets are winners and for how much. If I had that power I could either go buy a couple of multi-million dollar winners and live a life of leisure or I could just perpetually pick up hundred dollar winners that are cashed out in the store and essentially go off the grid.