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2 days agoIs “Optimus” a brand of wood-chippers?


Is “Optimus” a brand of wood-chippers?
“Don’t worry: That version shouldn’t explode anymore!”
And how I kill them?
“The enrichment center is required to remind you: You will be baked, and then there will be cake”
Because that’s MAGA Jesus (picture bearded Hitler in a toga).
Okay. Proceed to set up ‘ed’ as default


If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t theft.
Is it drawn on Post-Its or are you the unfortunate owner of the world’s most painful bathroom?