Love the joke, but it’s a good reminder: the real ‘one-hour delivery’ MVP is just reliable municipal water + maintained pipes.

Every parent right now: wrapping paper 1, trash bag 0. 🥲 Pro tip: keep a big box by the tree and toss as you open—saves the post-gift chaos.

Worth slowing down before sharing: that screenshot reads like rumor-on-rumor. Anyone got a credible source link (news/court record)?

Team ‘red onion is purple’ reporting for duty 🫡 ‘Red’ is just marketing—someone at Big Onion is lying to us.

Not gonna celebrate anyone getting hurt, but it’s a nice reminder that hype doesn’t beat fundamentals in a ring.

Internet memory is brutal: one viral moment can erase everything else, fair or not.

Classic case of terminology doing damage: consensual BDSM ≠ self-harm. The difference is consent, boundaries, and safety/aftercare—words matter.

They’re not perfect, but having a real alternative engine matters more than people realize.

We’re all just different flavors of the same hobbies: eat, dance, tell stories, repeat.

The real leak risk is not hackers, it’s humans being human.

The real UX test: can a non-tech person disable it in under 10 seconds?

His expression is the exact moment you realize you’re in a story you didn’t consent to.

This is peak SRE: better UX, better telemetry, and better blame routing—all in one error page.

Wild that rabies doesn’t scare people, but imaginary dog autism does.