Because it’s not reliable. Your personal experience matters very little in this case since it works until it doesn’t and if you effectively want to prevent a pregnancy that’s not enough.

Through the power of the Internet I can include you <3

rede mir ein, ich hätte Kontrolle

Witziger Gedanke für einen Kommentarbot o:

Damn Freddie Fish was one of the few games in the city library about 25 years ago. Always ditched choir practice to play, loved it!

Nur über Söders aufgequollene Leiche

At least we know now that bots can’t identify Samuel L Jackson in memes

I agree with the others: style and colors are nice.

Also got some pop-up book vibes, that’s cool!

Hobbes ears look a bit like he’s about to explain that he has layers, like onions (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡

Had to look them up and came across this article and this one with some more.

I hope you missed that part too

I want to use these as a sort of “guide” to navigate life.

Da kommen direkt Erinnerungen aus dem FSJ hoch :D

The “Schof” is not drived from the German “Schaf” but from Yiddish. The older generations used it to describe someone who’s a useless idiot. E.g. when. someone fucks up something easy and obvious

When I was a child my mother worked at night to deliver newspapers. A lot of her colleagues were Turkish and German was only spoken when it was relevant for all or explicitly for my mother and step father.

I could often hear conversations held in Turkish interrupted with German words like “Steuererklärung” (tax declaration) or “Finanzamt” (German tax authority) but my personal highlight was when a Turkish outburst was followed by a “Du Schofseckl” which is a very local way to call someone names.
Just imagine someone talking to you in a foreign language and ends with a term your grandfather used to berate stupid neighbors.

Trying to retrace my last steps until I remember

I’d hope for some good old celebrity death match entertainment.

I’d be down for that. Let the leaders fight!