You’re right. I’ll just push myself harder so I can afford a good therapist.

So did we all, friend. You’re one of the tv static people now. Welcome

Humblebrag?

That’s funny. Where I am the coons, crows, and if you’re mountainous enough or at the edge of town enough, then the bears will all tear your garbage apart. My neighbours always put their garbage out the night before and then at the same time I’m putting my garbage out in the morning they’re out shoveling it back into their bins because the animals got it. Every time. It baffles me that they don’t change their habits

There is no president who is not a war criminal

You must live where there are few wild animals. Where I live that’s a great way to have your trash strewn all across the road by morning.

If your BBEG doesn’t have at least one counterspell (or someone who does on their team) your casters are always gonna go in guns blazing lol

Thanks for that, I had totally forgotten about this story!

Ping a bunch of different known locations and extrapolate a rough location through response times, then use voip to call the coast guard that presides over that area and coordinate rescue using their knowledge of the area while I ping servers in a smaller and smaller geo region to attempt to narrow the search