My partner says she “wants to cook together” what she actually means is she puts the stuff in the pot and spices it and I chop the veggies and clean up. But if I don’t she’s not quick enough to get dinner done before the children eat my skin.

As someone who has worked in fast food, I fucking hate that game.

It’s just a left over from when people absolutely did smoke in their cars. And that 12 volt socket in the dashboard used to come preloaded with a cigarette lighter. Cars back in the 90s were fucking rank.

That’s Diogenes trolling Plato. So technically a Greek about to do his job.

That’s an ashtray.

Yeah, but all houses come with a trash corner.

Are you deadnaming mecha Hitler?

I’ve legit never seen one in a car unless you’re referring to the cup holders.

If cars were supposed to be clean they’d come with a bin.

Shut up

Just what i don’t need with my morning coffee. Thanks asshole.

Not with that attitude, they can’t.

Just to be clear I don’t agree with or like Jimmy savile. He’s a terrible monster. There are good reasons not to try his kinks before you shame them.

Yes but the neonazis use actual Norse pagan symbolism, which means you can’t use Norse themed jewelry without people thinking you’re a fascist. 😠