Have you considered just playing your way?

My group of friends all has self constructed decks, one player likes to net-deck and keep up with the meta but the rest of us just like opening the rule book and finding weird mechanics to play with.

One of my favorites is one I call my “undead army” deck. Its just a Grixis commander deck (99 card Singleton with a commander, one legendary creature* in a special zone meant to interact with the deck well) running Marchessa of the Black Rose. Its tuned to hand out +1/+1 counters like candy, and (in different phrasing) give all my Attackers regenerate 0.

My partner has a dimir deck built on Basim from the Assassins creed set. Basically every card she plays other than lands and some blue mage shenanigans will trigger Basim to be unblockable. We rule 0 that commander damage doesn’t apply because of this deck.

Relevant scene: Monster House, 2006

I had a DM make the entire house a mimic once. We spent like 6 turns of combat fighting a rug before we realized that was just the tongue.

They just look ironed to me

Have you tried any of the adulterated cannabinoids?

From what I understand ∆-10 and THC-O have higher bioavailability than bog standard ∆-9, perhaps pairing one of them with choice terpenes (limonene is good for getting the creative “sativa” high, pinene is good for a stoney “indica” high) would help you to overcome that tolerance easier.

My local dispo has med supps I was considering picking up. They’re a bit strong for something that goes up the bum, 50mg boofed sounds terrifying 😅

Xemu is one of those, there are a few reverse engineered or otherwise nonproprietary bios options available

That’s why GBA emulators ship the proprietary parts separate. You’re on your own to track that down.

A well seasoned cast iron IS non stick

Military strength? Is that “Just enough to do the job at the lowest cost to produce”?

I have a high tolerance for edibles but they still send me to space once I hit the threshold where I start to feel it (around 30mg)

Perhaps you’ve just got a higher tolerance. If you use wax and have for some time, consider medical strength edibles.

Just an aside, you can make Alkaline lemon water.

It do it:

1. Peel a lemon using a vegetable peeler
2. Squeeze the bits of peel (pith side up) into a glass or bottle. This allows you to express the oils from the peel.
3. Add your Alkaline water to the Glass, the oils will rise to the top, some of it (very little as oils are hydrophobic) will mix with the water, giving it a lemon flavor similar to lacroix.

You’re a bit of a gremlin, probably drive a bit too fast. You probably have a cat, they misbehave regularly and you love them for it. You didn’t play untitled goose game, but that’s ok because your life resembles it. You practice comic mischief as a form of corporate sabotage.

Am I close?

Its not about who is potentially seeing the info, its that the info is available to anyone.

What of you accidentally cut off some psycho on the highway? Well now they know where you live and when you’ll likely leave. People have been stalked and murdered for less.

Opsec isn’t just about deterring thieves, or governments, or other bad actors. Its about minimizing what information you freely give to the world, so it may not be used against you by anyone.