A failure prone KelTec?! I for one am shocked, shocked!

Rikers reply:

Oh please, I wish my balls were that smooth.

And he would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that Venn diagram which was just 2 non-touching circles!

Hmm, something tells me you aren’t interested in any kind of a good faith discussion:

Then I have just the thing for you, it’s called Project 1999, it’s a snapshot of EQ up to the Velious expansion. It takes a bit of work to get installed but between that and many, many variation servers they are the perfect thing to fulfill that throwback MMO itch.