Why does my neighbors grill smell so good? We’re both just putting meat on it. He’s not even crying from the pain?!

Wait they can recognize when they’re being slapped in the face?

Contemplating the nature of reality. The history of every molecule of water that’s running over me. The future of them. The vast similarities and differences. Masturbating lazily without reaching conclusion because that mysterious and wonderful element is not a lubricant.

Because they want bribes.