Looks more like an Adonis to me

A rare orange void

Clive Barker got the inspiration from the gay kink scene. It was a case of literally “you know, you could probably make a cool horror story from this”

That’s my emotional support Saddam Hussein

If the US bans vaccines, Americans wanting to visit Europe can fly to Colombia, get vaccinated for free at the airport, and then fly to Europe.

Give them enough of a reason, and they may respect you as a fellow asshole.

“takes a massive hit of ketamine and says”

Find the guy who genetically engineered algae to secrete THC and get him to repeat that for caffeine and theobromine.

Surely Elon Musk could send them some Tesla engineers from the full-self-driving team…

Her congressional uniform, with sponsors’ patches, will be donated to the Smithsonian to form part of its permanent collection.

As they say in the Bible Belt, where oral isn’t sex: if you see a nice Christian girl on her knees, she ain’t praying.

They’ll remember this and, from now on, be a little less trusting

The Cybertruck will burn nicely shortly after it inevitably breaks down

Maybe Lesbian Agenda is a noteworthy band in the Beijing post-punk scene or something?

“It was for our team-building circle jerk”

You can have those in the fediverse on Pixelfed and Mastodon. The problem is that then the people you can follow are only middle-aged Linux/Star Trek nerds and the occasional organic farmer.

1488th? Really?