All I’m asking is that she has lungs and is able to use them

Or Dohmer, with an O

It’s nicely inconspicuous.

Probably, because my last name is pretty rare. I actually have my mother’s surname so I think I’d just change it to my father’s.

It’s open hardware so I don’t think profitability is a factor.

Family lore says that my great-great grandfather got drunk after work one day, stowed away on a ship to Australia, walked through the back door of his old house 25 years later, sat down at the table and asked where the hell his tea was.

The red, red betrootieru spread across my fridgey-widgey

Express mail to the British Museum, please

Just did a quick search and you can buy similar power cleaning brushes from most online retailers as well as brick and mortar hardware shops in the UK. Temu are a scummy company, but this is a case where I don’t think you can really blame them.

How in the hell did a six year old get hold of a gun?

Reminds me of when Kelloggs asked people in the UK to share on Twitter how they ate cornflakes and put the results in an ad. The results were: put the cornflakes in a bowl, pour on milk and then eat them. Like nobody could have foreseen such a result.

Similar to when a Disaronno ad told people how to make Disaronno and orange juice. Put Disaronno in a glass, then pour in orange juice.

Behold, a mammal!

This is Lemmy. I’ll give you one guess… and it ain’t beans.