Funny how few mention inventions that serve no other purpose than to kill people

Want a sibling? Here, take mine

Thanks. Disgusting

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Light Amplification by Zapping Emission of Radiation

Please add chess.com → lichess

Yuck. Do you have any evidence?

That’s because there aren’t any, at least none that could even remotely compete with YouTube.

Just like babies, cats don’t need expensive toys.

WTF this is a serious matter, seek professional help, don’t rely on random strangers for critical life choices.

Steve Jobs

The English writing is excellent but the Chinese looks sloppy here and there.

Too bad. Some parents don’t deserve to be called parents.

Anytime. That’s what parents do.

That quote is actually from a former German TV celebrity, Joachim Fuchsberger. It’s the title of his 2011 autobiography.

https://www.amazon.de/Altwerden-ist-nichts-für-Feiglinge/dp/3579067605

A metropolis in size can still be a village in spirit.

No. Our kids do lots of annoying and frustrating things but we love them anyway.

Likewise, Germans feel betrayed when they find out that you don’t call your country Deppendorf

I’m afraid you’re confusing it with Brave New World

Anyone who believes that children need that sort of mnemonics is vastly underestimating the mental capabilities of children. Ever played Memory against a 7-year-old?