North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition
Seeing the insane amount of giant pickup trucks Americans drive, this guy is just a waterdrop in a giant ocean.
They say in the article 0.6% of men. That sounds like a small number, but if you have around the usual 300 Facebook friends, then you know someone.
I never had to give my size to anyone. How do they know everyone’s size to come to the 0.6%? That’s only the known cases. The penis-size-compensation trucks say otherwise.
As with all things, you can arrive at trustworthy estimates for things by surveying a sampling of people and then applying statistics. You don’t have to ask every person on earth. This is called the law of large numbers.
Also, they are defining micropenis as 2.6 inches so there are probably even more people who don’t meet this definition but would like more size.
But in general, people with a small penis add a few centimeters when asked about their size. Some also add a few inches but no one knows what that ancient system works like. So when I hear a penis size in inches it already sounds small.
Yeah. We’re on a different topic now from “how do they know - no one asked me.”
I would hope they made this very anonymous to reduce any incentive to lie. But I am sure dudes even lie to themselves, so it is probably difficult to get good numbers. Maybe someone has studied how much people lie about this and they used that to adjust the estimates?
Probability is bullshit. If you have 23 people in a room the chances of 2 of them having the same birthday are mathematically 50%.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
edit: I keep forgetting you can’t make jokes without explaining them to redditors.
I even italicized “mathematic” out of reverence.
Can you explain the math?
Adding one more person adds more than one comparison. Assuming birthdays are evenly distributed (they aren’t), 2 people have a 1/365.25 chance of sharing a birthday. But adding a third person adds 2 more chances. Adding that 23rd person adds 22 more chances than adding the 22nd person. 1+2+3…+22=253 separate checks, of which only one needs to match.
So does this apply to the problem: 0.6% of people have micropenis. How many friends do you need to have before you’ll know someone?
It doesn’t seem to, because there isn’t any element of comparing them between each other. It’s just a straight percentage chance.
Maybe is you ask the question like this:
If a person with a micropenis is in a room, how many men are needed in that room to have a 50% chance of someone else in there also with a micropenis? And how many women in that room are needed for a 50% chance a woman has a bigger clitoris than that person’s micropenis?
Or:
How many men in a room are needed to have a 50% chance someone else has the same penis size?
Yeah that would turn it into more of a birthday problem.
It would also make it downright weird.
No I was making a joke and everyone decided they were gonna do a full autism about it
Ok boomer, maybe it’s time for a little nap. What’s wrong with my autism?
I think the point is not how quickly can someone Google it but can he actually explain it, because he brought it up in a situation where it doesn’t apply, meaning he doesn’t actually understand it (ie can’t explain it).
Canconda’s original comment did not have the wiki link which is why I replied. Honestly, dropping 23 possible birthday pairs to reach >50% probability is still not intuitive to me.
Of my OG friend group of ~12 there are two matching birthday pairs. One coincidental and one pair of twins which don’t count.
To grasp it intuitively, I think of it like this.
With the first person, you have 1/365 chance the birthday will be on any given day.
Each person you add to that adds not just another person but also another day that can be a match.
After two people, you still don’t have a match but now you have two days. The third person can match either of those. That’s a lower bar than person #2 had to meet.
By the time the 15th person walks in, the question is: “what are the odds that you share any of these 15 days as your birthday.” And remember, it’s not that that person’s odds are 50%. It’s everything from the original 1/365 chance on up to that fifteenth person, cumulatively, that has a 50% change of a hit.
See how this already sounds a little more likely than just narrowing in on the final final result of two people having the same birthday? The way the problem is phrased makes it sounds like more of a bullseye than it truly is.
So I think part of it is just difficult to grasp intuitively, but it’s also phrased deliberately to throw off your intuition.
I can’t because probability is bullshit lol.
Damn you guys have no sense of humour.
If that was your idea of a joke, I’m afraid you have no idea what’s funny. More likely you are just attempting to laugh off your embarrassment.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
Very easy to google ngl.
Hello - the birthday problem is interesting but it has no bearing on a simple percentage probability. The reason the odds of two people having the same birthday don’t rise linearly with the number of people is that every time you add someone to the set you also add a new possible birthday to match. You get to compare them to every other member of the group for a chance to match. You’re not just adding 1/365 each time, trying over and over to hit one date. You’re adding new dates to hit as you go.
This doesn’t apply in a simple probability like “0.6% of people have a micropenis so if you know 300 people, odds are you know one.” You really are just adding 0.6 every time you consider one more person in the set.
So… your comment is bullshit.
Damn must suck to be born without a sense of sarcasm.
Oh I was born with one of those. Also a bullshit detector, which is going off at your “I was joking” defense.
This dude was interviewed on British TV a while back. It was amazing how open about the whole thing he was.
He wanted to raise awareness because if he had sought medical help when he was young, the likelihood of medical intervention being successful is greatly increased.
He wants other people to go get help if they need it.It was amazing how open about the whole thing he was.
Influencers gonna influence. My man found his niche and he’s cashing in on it.
Well at least his influence is probably gonna help some people mentally and physically without dispersing any toxicity. So if some influencers are gonna cash, happy for it to be him rather than toxic fucks like Tate fuck for brains or the creepy smile mr beast
See also: Jesus
Idk. If he’s just going to be the Colmes to Tate’s Hannity…
Any time I see a UK or US publisher run its “Look at these weirdos” segment, its typically as a prelude to do something incredibly gross. Like the time Tucker Carlson tried to convince a bunch of young men to take testosterone and sun their assholes.
Oh my fucking god raise taxes on the rich and end rent seeking. Peace be with my lil pp gang. The guardian what are you doing bb
The guardian what are you doing bb
Click-bait farming.
TBF if I may: trans men have been doing lord’s work on this issue for a while now
Is this a subtle way of getting the rest of the epstein files released?
Well played
World’s smallest penis competition
Is going in the pool considered doping?
It’ll be measured at standard temperature and pressure to ensure consistent results across the board. If you’re too cold they’ll wait until you come back up to temp.
Just microwave it if you’re in a hurry.
Instructions unclear. How i put penis in microwave and turn on?
You can’t turn on a microwave, silly. They don’t have a penis.
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The article says the medical definition is when you stretch it while flacid
What is the consistent pressure of a micro penis?
What if we accidentally walk a scantily clad pretty lady/man through the backstage area. Would that skew the results
Honestly, that’s probably a part of the test. 😏
Id have won the micro penis contest if it wasn’t for those meddling asexuals.
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pretty sure this dude is lying about how small his dick is.
We’ll need to investigate further to find out the truth. He must jork it.
He also said using the bathroom can be difficult because “it goes everywhere and stuff like that”.
Just sit down, dude
If it’s just a nub, then it would point at the seat.
He probably needs to use one of these:
Hear me out: I just want one of these for the bedroom. I want to be able to pull it out of a little drawer and then it flushes somewhere so I don’t have to get out of bed.
You should email them and let them know there’s a new market segment.
Also, I can’t imagine what this guy’s ads look like. Ykies.
Netanyahu would like a word
Is this jimmy from mr beast
The one and only
You just have to “Git Gud” at oral. They ladies won’t really care if you can do that.
Wut
Enthusiastic women have been having sex without a penis involved for all of human history my friend. If your pp no help, use hand and mouth.
I know that. My question, more clearly stated, is: what is the definition of ‘git gud’?
Git is a software versioning system, originally created by Linus Torvalds, the inventor of Linux. If you ‘git gud’, you have mastered git. If you did not master it and your software stack became a mess as a consequence, you better ‘git out’.
How does that apply to cunnilingus?
git gud = get good. Practice and become better.
If you git gud, a lot of people will find you cunning to let you lingus.
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Become skilled.
Get good needs a definition? Learn -> (hypothesize -> practice -> look at results/ask for feedback -> improve hypothesis), repeat?
get good > improve your skills
The vagina licking version of “Hawk Tuah”
Learn where the clitoris is. A good chunk of women, perhaps the majority, do not orgasm from penetration alone. Clitoral stimulation is what you are looking for.
The other part is communication. “Do you like that/does that feel good?” Start with circular motions. Some don’t like direct stimulation on the clit more in the area around. Everyone’s body is different, and something that drives one person wild might be uncomfortable and annoying for someone else.
I know where my clit is, thank you.
But do you know where mine is?
He said sexual satisfaction cums in all shapes and sizes
.38 special baby, I bet that thing is electric
There’s a “hold on loosely” reference to be made here that I’m not witty enough to come up with right now.
Specifically he wants to raise awareness of the fact that he’s got one, for the benefit of enthusiasts.
I hope he did anyway cause he’s gonna get sought out.
Enthusiasts?
I’m pretty sure most new born boys have a larger penis than that… I struggle to believe that his tool would really be THAT tiny.
I looked it up, it’s just short of a centimeter. There are women with a bigger clit than that.
So of new borns often have a ~90mm flaccid penis at birth, and he is 1cm erect…
I wonder if he was born with an even smaller penis, or if his penis just literally never grew.
I’m about to sully my search history and look this up, but I would imagine there are hormone treatments you can get at a young age.
Edit: short answer. Yes it can help in some cases. Micropenis is often detected in infancy. And seemingly often caused by very low testosterone levels during development
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/17955-micropenis
In the US, due to a shitty health care system, men usually self-medicate at a later age with a giant pickup truck or a douche sports car.
Being in the epstein files, or buying tesla/twitter.
“or” should be “and” as Musk is also in the files.
Idk if Bill Gates bought a tesla though
I feel sorry for his exwife.
gulp
info please
Oh I thought you meant Denise Masino.
I was hoping to find a picture, because it’s fascinating. It can only have been the result of a major medical issue, I assume. With most major medical issues, a doctor will try to do something. But, did he never show it to a doctor out of shame?
It is often due to very low testosterone levels during infancy. And seemingly often detected during birth.
Hormone treatment can help in some cases.
Though it’s worth noting, his micropenis is significantly smaller than other men’s micropenis. There are those that very much can have penetrative sex. And then there’s this guy…
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“Chef, where can I find the clitoris?”
“Well, Stanley. In this man’s pants is something resembling that”
