🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoAnon observes a coworkersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square89linkfedilinkarrow-up1407arrow-down112
arrow-up1395arrow-down1imageAnon observes a coworkersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square89linkfedilink
minus-squareToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days agoI’m 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.
minus-squareRestaldt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoI am the concept of height itsself. Everyone is obsessed with me.
minus-squarejohnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoI on the other hand am extremely small. One time this ant wouldn’t leave me alone and I had to yell “leave me alone aunt Becky!”. Now I’m not invited to family picnics anymore.
I’m 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.
I am the concept of height itsself.
Everyone is obsessed with me.
I on the other hand am extremely small. One time this ant wouldn’t leave me alone and I had to yell “leave me alone aunt Becky!”. Now I’m not invited to family picnics anymore.