ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz · 12 days agoIf Paris were Los Angeles, the war in Ukraine would be near Memphisi.redd.itimagemessage-square78linkfedilinkarrow-up1395arrow-down114
arrow-up1381arrow-down1imageIf Paris were Los Angeles, the war in Ukraine would be near Memphisi.redd.itooli3@sopuli.xyz to Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz · 12 days agomessage-square78linkfedilink
minus-squarecockmushroom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up68arrow-down8·11 days agoIf your grandmother had wheels, she would be a bicycle.
minus-squareMadhuGururajan@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·11 days agonot this argument again. how the fuck do you know she won’t be a motorcycle? Do you need a motor thats not your heart? Why doesn’t she become a tire demon or a stool with wheels for sests?
minus-squareJyek@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 days agoIf your mother had wheels, she’d be the city bus in Beijing.
minus-squarecockmushroom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoYour mum’s areolas look like mouldy soup.
minus-squareMordred_85@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoAlso: if I had three balls I’d be a pinball
If your grandmother had wheels, she would be a bicycle.
not this argument again.
how the fuck do you know she won’t be a motorcycle? Do you need a motor thats not your heart? Why doesn’t she become a tire demon or a stool with wheels for sests?
If your mother had wheels, she’d be the city bus in Beijing.
Your mum’s areolas look like mouldy soup.
Also: if I had three balls I’d be a pinball