canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 days agoBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.message-squaremessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down111
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squareBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down14·8 days agoWhy? I’m paying for them to do it. You don’t crank one out before getting a happy ending.
minus-squareTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·8 days agoI think a closer analogy would be more like “I don’t shower before I ask a hooker to tongue blast my fudge machine”
Why? I’m paying for them to do it. You don’t crank one out before getting a happy ending.
I think a closer analogy would be more like “I don’t shower before I ask a hooker to tongue blast my fudge machine”