I once actually thought that when movies and shows were developing, I thought that they were being made within the year of their release date. I didn’t know that these projects were sometimes done in advance or took years to make.
That when ‘Commercial Breaks’ happened during shows, I thought they meant that the actors needed a break before resuming. Not realizing that episodes are already made and commercials just interrupt things to just sell you shit.
When I learned food and drinks were energy for your body, I actually thought that when I got sleepy or tired, I just needed to drink or eat something. Not realizing that it wouldn’t have mattered.
I thought that a bank account is like Scrooge McDuck’s lair with piles of money and treasures and every time my parents told me that we can’t afford something I just told them to withdraw from their bank account.
I also thought that roundabouts were for when you don’t know where you’re going so you can drive circles there.