So where does the excrement go, on the lid?

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I literally don’t give a shit about the seat up or down, but close the lid ffs. Stop spray germs all over my toothbrush.

Also, I don’t care what direction the toilet paper goes. I don’t even look at it when I put a new roll in. I’m a free spirit.

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If you take the toilet seat up or down debate seriously I can only assume you’re a tulpa conjured from the brain of a hack boomer comedian

I always close the lid when I’m not using my toilet. So do my wife and kid. It’s weird that people leave theirs open.

Do your business on the floor next to the toilet, problem solved. No more flipping seats.

I think it is solved by having a urinal be standard in a home bathroom. People like having a shower and a separate tub. Same.

In other words: just pee and crap sitting down

That’s what I do. It’s gross to keep it up in any orientation of up.

It could also be solved by everyone putting the seat and lid up, what’s your point?

it’s the default solution in my house because of the cats

It’s 2026. This discussion is no longer gendered, though it is still somewhat equipment dependent.

I ALWAYS SAY THIS.

How about no toilets? How about no cities?

stop crying about nonsense.
seat goes up.