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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Cheaper than student loans!

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Cheaper than student loans!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    Career pro-tip: Lie on your resume!

    • Asafum@feddit.nl
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      9 months ago

      It’s why I’m stuck in a factory. I just don’t have it in me to bullshit/lie. I have a friend who worked his way into his career by saying whatever he needed to say and he makes 3x my salary.

      I wish I had no morals or anxiety…

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    Things techbros imagine they’ve invented:

    • Trains
    • Friendship
    • Fraud
    • aim_at_me@lemmy.nz
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      Ahh haha. The trains one hits hard.

  • superkret@feddit.org
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    9 months ago

    Please advise, my landlord won’t accept LinkedIn DMs as rent payment.

  • GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    He’s talking about an MBA, not an actual degree.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    What if I already have a master’s but still can’t find a job?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Just keep adding master’s degrees until you get an offer, I guess.

      • Asafum@feddit.nl
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        9 months ago

        “Employers hate this one powerful trick!”

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