The circumstances of the universe and it’s existence in many ways lead to this image being created. Aeons passed, planets died, and earth had uncountable creature live and die apon it’s surface. All of this concurred and lead to the inextricable creation of this image via cause and effect from the time of the big bang, and yet I fucking hate it.
Morton’s neuroma is characterized by pain between a pair of toes, between the “knuckles”, and a painful “click” there in every step. The nerve has been squeezed and has swollen, which is called a neuroma. It’s caused by wearing shoes that aren’t wide enough. It disproportionately more often affects women as they tend to have tighter footwear but of course can affect men too, especially for those that have wide feet. 99% of modern shoes “bunch up” the toes and can cause this.
If you have these symptoms, you should start wearing shoes with wide toe boxes immediately to not make it worse, and also consider wearing toe separators. If it’s still not too bad, this can make the symptoms go away. This helped for me but I never came back to normal. I’m currently recovering from surgery to have this fixed, where they simply cut off this nerve.
Quentin Tarantino, who wrote a character that had to suck tequila off of Salma Hayek’s toes into From Dusk Til Dawn, then cast himself in that role.
What, can’t a guy have a hobby?
I’m not even into feet in the slightest, and that still sounds like a great time to me.
I’m actively anti-feet and I’d happily package and market Salma Hayek’s toe cheese.
Did I do good?
What about the scene in “From Dusk Till Dawn” where Salma Hayek literally puts her toes in his mouth.
Life finds a way
The circumstances of the universe and it’s existence in many ways lead to this image being created. Aeons passed, planets died, and earth had uncountable creature live and die apon it’s surface. All of this concurred and lead to the inextricable creation of this image via cause and effect from the time of the big bang, and yet I fucking hate it.
This is disturbing but I can’t look away
It’s okay, I literally saved it to my phone. And that shit is as good as permanent. What were we talking about?
This is how you get Morton’s neuroma. Trust me, you don’t want it. Wear proper shoes with space for your toes.
So help me God, if you diagnose me via a Lemmy thread…
Morton’s neuroma is characterized by pain between a pair of toes, between the “knuckles”, and a painful “click” there in every step. The nerve has been squeezed and has swollen, which is called a neuroma. It’s caused by wearing shoes that aren’t wide enough. It disproportionately more often affects women as they tend to have tighter footwear but of course can affect men too, especially for those that have wide feet. 99% of modern shoes “bunch up” the toes and can cause this.
If you have these symptoms, you should start wearing shoes with wide toe boxes immediately to not make it worse, and also consider wearing toe separators. If it’s still not too bad, this can make the symptoms go away. This helped for me but I never came back to normal. I’m currently recovering from surgery to have this fixed, where they simply cut off this nerve.
But 4 of 5 photos aren’t wearing shoes.
No but they all show evidence of tight footwear.
So I guess I wore too-small shoes my entire life or…? I GET IT, I WAS POOR! No need to turn every Lemmy thread against me.
So are those considered “good feet,” I guess? Or just any old feet will do?
They are always the feet of borderline too young or really hot women. Any female feet will do in pinch.
Also interesting that the bottom four are all misfigured from wearing shoes that were too small.