The last one tho 💀 Like, the ship is already DECEASED at the bottom of the ocean, ya’ll did not need to cast Vicious Mockery on its corpse 😭 old timey gallows humor was ruthless but GOD it was funny
EDIT: Hey guys, I found the original thread, there’s even more roasts in there!
The source is apparently a Twitter post that is now deleted because I assume the accounts of both of those people were deleted thanks to the enshittification of the site.