Why has even the White House recommended against the use of the C programming language?
Because rust.
Not gonna ask a question I just wanted to say I like this
What to do with people who jump the queue?
original question
How do you turn a pig into a sausage?
You were supposed to change it to make him look like a bad person.
Ground up the parts that can’t be sold.
How do I start and sustain a supercritical nuclear reaction?
Control rods and/or neutron suppliers and absorbers.
If Daniel has 200 apples and Jerry has 100 apples, how?
How far do you wish to kick the nearest small animal like a football?
28000km
How should we discipline children
Intense muscle contractions, and an interrupting of the nervous system leading to cardiac failure and/or catastrophic internal hemorrhaging.
lmfao
you’re old school
Since you didn’t answer my previous dms, so I’m just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?
Give or take a few billion years.
What should new parents give their babies?
Cluster headaches, without a doubt.
that’s pretty messed up dude
My wife is pregnant with a baby boy. Doctors today just told us if he survives to birth, he will be profoundly mentally disabled. I don’t know how to financially prepare for this. Is there anything that can prevent our child from having a difficult life?
The mother consuming it during pregnancy.
What’s a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?
Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.
OP didn’t specify casserole size, is this for a regular sized recipe?
human sized…
What can I say, I like me a big casserole.
Shame the nephews won’t be there to enjoy it…
I have a pet rat that seems to be sick. My local vet has a long waitlist: do you have any suggestions on home remedies that can help them feel better in the meantime?
spoiler
If it isn’t obvious, the original comment is about animal euthanasia in research laboratories
CO2 suffocation+snap their neck
Source: https://www.downstate.edu/research/_documents/iacuc/rodent-euthanasia-methods.pdf
amazing
This is fucking hilarious, we need more comments.
How do you call someone stuck in an abusive relationship
Original questipn
What type of particles is a common candidate for dark matter
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I am going to hell for that
Wimps.
My stepson is always playing his guitar, how can I make it disappear?
Original Question
What are the reactants in the formula
Pb+2HCl→PbCl2+H2?Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.
But I think the balancing won’t happen without water.
Dude, the guitar, not the kid.
