Still investigating cause of death, but it appears to be some sort of puncture wound in the neck region
Do you mean to say it wasn’t a random bullet?
I never would have reached that conclusion on my own, thank you FBI, you are truly the world’s greatest detectives. Thinking outside the box!
His neck actually just did that by itself
Actually, he’s such a gun afficiando that he regularly eats bullets for breakfast, but this time accidentally ate a live round which was later set off by stomach acid and propelled in an upward direction at a slight angle.
Be fair. They recently fired all their good agents. The sycophants that are left are trying their very best.
I feel like there are parts of the country where it does need to be clarified. Utah may be one of them. 😉
